Wise words from the nextdoor neighbor

10:29pmBrian

alright max

its all up to you

where should i go for grad school

berk or stanford

10:29pmMax

lol

it's all up to me?

10:29pmBrian

yes

(maybe)

10:30pmMax

hmm, well we must examine this decision on an extremely indepth level.

Berkeley....or Stanford...which has more lenient policies on public intoxication and/or exotic animals on campus?

10:30pmBrian

berk

probably

10:30pmMax

Well, then the choice is obvious

Berkeley it is

10:31pmBrian

awesome

10:31pmMax

unless you don't plan on getting drunk and riding a tiger in grad school

in which case, i don't know what you're doing with your life

Chico, first night

I am staying in a Super 8 Motel. The internet for this motel isn't free. We are instead using the internet from the nextdoor Holiday Inn. Awesome.

(Lack of) Birthday Cake

Sarah made me an awesome Boston Cream Pie / Cake for my birthday this weekend! It was amazing! and I brought back about half of it to my apt.

Today, after a very long day, I came back looking forward to eating a slice. Instead, I found an empty tubberware, not even washed, where the cake used to be.

Sigh